Some Presents That Keep on Giving
By Matt Cordon (kh). Filed in Wow! Look What I Found! |
You know how the winners of the conference championships and the winner of the Super Bowl have championship gear already made for them to wear at the end of the game? And you know how sickening it must be for the opposing team to know that they too have gear already prepared that falsely indicates that they are champions. Well, thanks to NFLshop.com, you too can either wear pre-ordered championship gear (I assume it can get to you on time) or be pissed off that you have championship gear for your team that just lost!
And if you don’t mind, please remember that you heard about this from the worst affiliate advertiser in the United States!
[Now envisioning a t-shirt that says: Dallas Cowboys, 2006 NFC East Champions!]
Pre Order your Chicago Bears NFC Championship gear at NFLShop.com
Pre Order your New England Patriots AFC Championship gear at NFLShop.com
Pre Order your Indianapolis Colts AFC Championship gear at NFLShop.com
Pre Order your New Orleans Saints NFC Championship gear at NFLShop.com
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While I’m busy being a terrible advertiser, do any of you guys know what a croc is? I’ve heard of flip-flops (formerly known as thongs until that became semi-pornographic), and I’ve heard of sandals, but I did not know until today what a croc was. Well, for those who are as unenlightened as I was, here is an ad for a Dallas Cowboys croc.
Crocs NFL Beach Dallas Cowboys
Thursday, January 18th 2007 at 11:46 pm
story from last year- but still enjoyable
KAMPALA, UGANDA—10-year-old Akello Semesseke, wearing the new “World Champion Seattle Seahawks” T-shirt given to him Tuesday by an anonymous NFL-licensed promotions manufacturer, expressed his gratitude for the gift while admitting he was not familiar with the sport of American football. “The Seahawks must be as generous of heart as they are victorious on the field of whatever sport they play to share their clothing with us,” said Semesseke, whose entire village was given one each of the teal and gray shirts, with one exception. “My father refused his new shirt,” Semesseke explained, “because although he did need one, he felt it would be disrespectful to the World Champion Eagles, who kindly gave him both a shirt and cap last year.” Semesseke added that if the Seahawks had included 80 cents a day along with the shirt, he could eat.