On October 13, I optimistically suggested that the Cowboys could have good fortune with Brad Johnson coming off the bench. That was dumb. We’ve since been treated to quarterback play worse than what we had endured for much of this decade prior to the arrival of Tony Romo.
The Dallas Observer’s blog ran a piece today listing the worst quarterbacks in the history of the Dallas Cowboys. Here are the results from that story:
10. Tony Banks
Heralded as Troy Aikman’s successor in ’01, was beat out by Quincy Carter and cut in training camp9. Ryan Leaf
Ugly ’01 stint included one TD, three picks and a 57.7 rating8. Reggie Collier
Spot duty in ’86 resulted in two interceptions and a 55.8 rating7. Drew Henson
Former Michigan star was harmless in short Dallas gig, throwing only one TD and one interception6. Kevin Sweeney
’87 scab hero faltered in ’88 with 42-percent completions, five interceptions and 40.2 rating5. Anthony Wright
’00 cameo littered with no TDs, three interceptions and a 31.7 rating4. Clint Stoerner
Threw four picks in the second half of an ’01 loss at the Giants3. John Roach
Filled in for Don Meredith in ’64 with one TD, six interceptions and a 31.1 rating2. Babe Laufenberg
Backed up Aikman in ’90 with one TD, six interceptions and a woeful 16.9 rating.1. Brad Johnson
Sunday’s repulsive performance, equipped with a 27.3 rating, set a new standard for Dallas dysfunction.
I personally disagree that some of these QBs should be on a list such as this.
* Banks never really played for the Cowboys, so I don’t see how anyone could add him to the list. There are quite a few busts who played for Dallas in training camp.
* Leaf only played because of injuries to Quincy Carter. The same is true of Wright and Stoerner. None of them were good quarterbacks by any stretch of the imagination, but they were really third-stringers (or in the case of Leaf, a player the Cowboys hoped could be rehabilitated and were willing to pay a small price to give him a shot).
* Collier was a third-stringer who saw action after Danny White broke his wrist in 1986.
* Sweeney only saw action in 1988 because the team was so bad and fans thought he showed some magic when given the chance in the scab games in 1987 and the preseason in 1988.
I would prefer to focus on those quarterbacks who backed up established starters on the Cowboys. So I would add the following two players:
Wade Wilson
Wilson was only 36 when he became Troy Aikman’s backup in 1995. He only had to start one game, but he hardly struck fear into opposing defenses. In three years as a backup, he threw one touchdown and four interceptions, earning a passer rating of 63.9.
Jerry Rhome
Rhome is better known now as a quarterbacks coach than for his pro football career. There wasn’t much to remember about his playing days. In four seasons with Dallas, he started three games, going 1-2 as a starter. He threw a total of one touchdown pass for the Cowboys along with three interceptions and finished with a 60.7 passer rating. There is no reason to wonder why Craig Morton emerged as the primary backup.
Gary Hogeboom
Hogeboom seldom played before being thrown into the starting role in 1984 in one of Tom Landry’s worst moves (at least in the 1980s). Hogeboom won half of his starts, but he could only manage a 65.4 career passer rating with the Cowboys (thanks to 13 touchdowns and 23 interceptions).
For good measure, let’s also throw in the names of Quincy Carter and Chad Hutchinson.
So who was the worst? Let’s have a poll.
My vote: Laufenberg
The original can’t-complete-a-pass-to-save-my-life-or-my-team backup was Laufenberg, who came off the bench in 1990 when the Cowboys needed one win to secure a playoff berth. His one start came against the 4-11 Falcons, who held the Cowboys to 151 total yards of offense in a 26-7 win over Dallas.



Babe Laffinburg has to be the worst QB the ‘Boys have ever had. No ifs ands, or buts about it. He was truely pitiful. What kind of name is that anyway?
Brad “Noodle Arm” Johnson’s days are behind him, but he did win a super bowl.
Ryan Leaf, being a top 5 pick, should have played better, but his attitude sucked.
Quincy Carter could have been better, but his “habit” got him.
Chad Hutchinson and Drew Henson should have stayed in baseball.
I never heard of John Roach, so I can’t comment on him. I’ll take your word for it.
Clint Stoerner couldn’t get past 3rd string.
Anthony Wright has managed to stay long enough to draw a nice pension anyway.
I don’t remember Sweeney.
Or Collier.
Or Rhome. Knew he was a coach tho.
Wade Wilson never was impressive, but his best days were behind him like Noodle Arm’s.
Gary Hogeboom was ok, but nothing spectacular. His name stood out more than anything.
Tony Banks got the shaft, but then he wasn’t anything to rave about anyway.
I’d be willing to bet a plugged nickel that Noodle Arm retires after this year. If I was him, I sure would.
Thanks. Wilson and Johnson are similar in many ways– both were quality backups to start their careers. They both eventually earned starting jobs, though neither ever set the world on fire. Johnson won a Super Bowl thanks to a great defense and an offensive system that let him check down frequently. I have a hard time believing the coaches did not see in practice what we all saw on the field this year (including preseason games). Jerry gambled that Romo wouldn’t get hurt, and he did.
Keeping Laufenberg as the only backup in 1990 was even worse, though. Aikman was in his second year and had been injured the year before. Dallas traded Steve Walsh, leaving only Babe. It was painful to watch those last two games of the ’90 season thanks to him.
it seems like people assume Ryan Leaf is going to screw up before it actually happens… but i guess this is mostly his own doing
Ryan Leaf had a stand out career at Washington State and a 5 year career in the NFL, playing for 4 teams. He recently resigned as a QB coach at West Texas A&M after 3 years. He also was the men’s golf coach there. He allegedly asked a player for a pill to help him deal with a lingering pain from an injury he sustained during his NFL playing days.
I googled this about him and checked out the information on a couple of sites. How he was injured, I have no clue. The man was a talent, but he didn’t know how to use it, or otherwise he’d still be in the NFL. He was chosen behind Peyton Manning if you recall. His best season in the NFL was 1883 yards and 11 TD’s for San Diego. He didn’t do squat for the Cowboys, Bucs or Seahawks.
He had an opportunity that few people have, and squandered it. Even now at the coaching level. What a waste. Babe Laffinburgh wasn’t any good at all, and he knew it, but Leaf did have talent, and wasted it.