Dallas Cowboys 2007: A Family Affair

Family Affair

Does anyone who might visit this blog remember the show A Family Affair? You could argue that I shouldn’t, given that it went off the air when I was seven months old, but alas, I do remember watching those reruns.

Here is a description of the show from Wikipedia:

Much of the show’s popularity came from its simple plots and the avoidance of any controversial or suggestive material, which made it particularly suitable for family viewing. The Buffy and Jody characters are relentlessly polite and well behaved early grade-school children, while Cissy is a high-school and later college student who is peripheral to most of the stories. The show avoids any verbal or plot theme reference to the changing social conditions of the late 1960s. Many early episodes dealt with the children’s fear of abandonment.

Please work with me on this analogy:

— Wade Phillips (hereinafter “Buffy”) has hired his son, Wesley Phillips, as an offensive assistant/quality control coach.

— The Cowboys also hired the brother of Jason Garrett (hereinafter “Jody,” forgetting about the age differences for a moment), John Garrett, as tight ends coach.

— The Cowboys also hired former linebacker Dat Nguyen (Cissy, the older sister? Let’s go with it) as assistant linebackers coach and defensive quality control coach.

— The team also signed Ray Sherman (Giles French, the butler!) as receivers coach.

So perhaps we’ll have a relentlessly polite and well behaved team, with simple plots and the avoidance of any controversy. Not sure where Mrs. Beasley fits in with this, but T.O. needs to pack for Oakland!

Family Affair


We learned today that Jerry Jones was inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, which I drive by every single day for work and into which I have yet to set a foot. Assuming that my previous sentence was indeed grammatically correct, which I think it was, here’s a bit more to that story:

Not much about Jerry Jones says humble, but the thought of what the Cowboys owner will do Thursday night has him feeling modest. The former Arkansas Razorback football player will be inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame in Waco.

He joins former WNBA star Cynthia Cooper, Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, former Olympian Rafer Johnson, former Texas running back Roosevelt Leaks, former Houston Oilers quarterback and NFL Hall of Famer Warren Moon, former Cowboys running back Don Perkins and Heisman Trophy winner Billy Sims in the Hall of Fame class.

“It’s humbling,” said Jones, who was raised in North Little Rock, Ark., “because when I look at who all is in the Hall of Fame, it reminds me what a great sports area we’re in: Texas.”

The Blue and Silver.com

Many thanks to CaliCowboy, SilverStar, OCF, DA FAN, and all the others at The Blue and Silver.com, who have asked me to be moderator there. If you prefer a little bit more mature crowd with quite a number of years of experience watching the Cowboys, then I highly suggest checking it out. While you are there, be sure to take a look at the pictures offered by CaliCowboy, who is a highly talented photographer.

And in my first act as a moderator there, I’m stealing one of their ideas… the SpringWidget RSS reader, complete with my own graphics. These are the Cowboys headlines from SportsSpyder, which is a very helpful tool for those of us trying to stay interested in February.

Troy Aikman Highlight Clip. [Trust Me– There are Highlights…]

This is the second filler video of the week, but I will have more real news later. Hope everyone is enjoying the off-season thus far… If you stop the clip after a minute or so, you’ll think that I’m feeding you a Philadelphia Eagles highlight film. But alas, the better stuff is there… Tweet

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Roger Staubach Video… Set to Foo Fighters(?)

I fully realize that this is filler, but ’tis the season. Here’s a great Roger Staubach highlight video, although it is a little bit odd to watch these set to the tune of “My Hero” by Foo Fighters. Tweet

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And Now the Long, Cold [Er, Warmer?] Offseason

If you are a true draftnik, then your season has just begun now that the Pro Bowl is over. For those of us who have trouble updating their mock drafts on a daily basis, it’s a long road to August. Sigh. As for the Pro Bowl, it was unfortunate for Drew Brees that he had […]

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Wade Phillips: A More Complete History

The new head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Wade Phillips, has a career winning percentage of .552 as head coach or interim head coach of four teams. Though he has reached the playoffs in three of his five five years as head coach, he has never won a playoff game. As far as drafts, I […]

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Surely We Can’t Go Wrong with a Texas Native. Right?

Let’s review some Cowboys’ history: Good birth places: Mission, Texas (Tom Landry), Port Arthur, Texas (Jimmy Johnson). Birth place of that other Super Bowl coach: Crossett, Arkansas (Barry Switzer). Birthplaces of the mediocre and the bad: Gainesville, Georgia (Chan Gailey), Somewhere in Connecticut (Dave Campo); Englewood, New Jersey (the Tuna fellow). So now we welcome […]

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Let’s Hope He’s No Bum… Or Perhaps That He Is?

Word on the street this morning is that the Cowboys will announce Wade Phillips as the new head coach. Phillips has compiled an overall record of 48-39 with the Broncos and Bills, along with interim jobs at New Orleans and Atlanta. The 60-year-old is, of course, the son of Bum Phillips, who guided the Houston […]

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Clip: Mr. Romo at the Super Bowl

Found this comforting clip of a Tony Romo interview in Miami. I thought for a moment that he had lost his touch in referring generally to the second person, but alas, he came through with, “Sometimes you can’t really learn things until you go through them and experience them….” Please feel free to insert a […]

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More Talent Than We Knew? Probably Not.

We learned today that Cowboys center Andre Gurode was named to the Pro Bowl, replacing Olin Kreutz of the Chicago Bears. That means that seven members of a 9-7 Cowboys team are going to Hawaii. Gurode is one of four players making his first Pro Bowl appearance, along with Tony Romo, Mat McBriar and DeMarcus […]

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